130 Random Questions...can you tell I'm bored?
When was the last time you cried? --Not sure...probably during a movie
Have you ever faked sick? --All the time.
What was the last lie you said? --If I kept up with that shit it wouldn't become a problem so often now would it?
Have you ever cried during a movie? --Sure. Not lately I don't think though.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? --Julie of course.
Have you ever danced in the rain? --Someone out there hasn't?
Have you ever been drunk? --Ha. Actually this is connected to the previous question...
Have you ever tried tried drugs? --What was the question?
Do you smoke? -- If by that you mean, Am I smokin? Then yes of course.
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? -- Too far?
What is your full name? -- Why do you want to know? Who are you working for?!
What is your blood-type? -- O+
Have you ever been in a car accident? -- Yep. Several of varying seriousness.
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss? -- 13 or 14 depending on your definitions.
Who was your first kiss? -- Some girl I was seeing at the time. Name escapes me...that was two lifetimes ago.
Have you ever had an online relationship? --OMG lolz who haznt
Have you ever had phone-sex? -- More like a phone quickie
Have you ever been rejected by a crush? -- They call them crushes for a reason
What is your favourite sport to play? -- Is Beer Pong a sport?
Have you ever made a prank phone call? -- So so many. Most notably was my long standing hobby of phone fishing. Dial random number, improv. Also, for about a year i called the same random number every weekend drunk and left them a message of me pissing. Yes of course I was drunk...I was coming from Wiley's.
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ave you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it? --Not to anyone who thought i might not be joking. I say it to inanimate objects all the time.
What's your favourite childhood memory? -- I'm pulling a Johnny Mnemonic here...
Is there anything that you have done that you regret? -- Last time I checked I was at least 50.1% human, so YES
What do you want to be when you grow up? -- Alive
What is your political persuassion? -- Independent Misanthrope with an eye for global politics
Have you ever had cybersex? -- That's gross... yeah.
Do you believe in g-d? -- g-d? Isn't that the prissy southern way of saying god damn? Or were they afraid to write the word god? Yes I believe in God, and I believe that mortals telling God to damn things is futile and ego-centric.
Do you believe in love at first sight? -- Attraction at first sight. I tend to believe that love is a smidge more complicated. But i also recognize that many have trouble with this distinction.
Do you believe in karma? -- Only as it effects my Gamefaqs account.
Who was your first crush? -- Ha. That was back in 5th grade me thinks.
Who do you have a crush on? -- I have a crush on you! You sexy little survey...
How would you describe yourself? -- Verbally.
What are you afraid of? -- Spiders mostly. More recently, chainsaw weilding maniacs.
Are you religious? -- I'm spiritual. I know that sounds lame, but hey... I'm that not lame one that all the lame people try to be like.
What does your screen name mean? -- Neo Shadowhen? Well, way back in the days of the 14.4 modem, I was trying to make myself an aol screenname. I got frustrated as most everything was taken. Then the image of a chicken dressed like a ninja popped into my head...Shadowhen. Since then Shadowhen has evolved via the FF7 Bahamut route... Shadowhen, NeoShadowhen and the elusive ShadowhenZero.
What person do you trust the most? Julie. More so than myself in fact.
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? -- Again, depends on your definitions. I guess it was back in 8th grade...can't remember her name either...hmmm... i think she was south american though.
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved? -- How can I choose? I love them all.
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? -- Don't know. The meanest thing was probably behind my back... it was probably true too.
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? -- Current. 5 years.
What is your greatest strength? -- you mean my highest stats? Appearence and Wisdom.
What is your greatest weakness? -- I can't think of any so... my ego?
What is your perfect pizza? -- I like mushrooms...and spinach.
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? -- @#$@$!!!
What is your first thought before you go to bed? -- Time to go to bed
What college do you want to go to? -- Auburn is fine for now.
Do you get along with your family? -- I'd like to think so.
Do you play any instruments? -- I play a pretty mean game of Frequency...
What kind of music do you like? -- I'm fairly open. I haven't given country a fair shot, but life isn't fair.
Do you think you're attractive? -- Yeah I do. I also think I'm a narcicist.
Would you ever get a tattoo? -- Only under the following two conditions: Millitary or Prison.
How many piercings do you have? -- Zero
Who makes you laugh? -- Trey Parker and Matt Stone deliver on a regular basis. I also make myself laugh all the time. People must think I'm nuts.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? -- what does it matter? outside of a handful of people it wouldn't matter who it was, it would be a pain in the ass.
Have you ever seen a dead body? --In person? Actually I haven't.
Do you have a celebrity crush? -- Not really. There are a few celebrities that have my respect, but that's not really the same thing now is it?
What is one thing scientists should invent? -- Replicators duh... send us into a golden technological age in the name of the United Federation of Planets!
Have you ever broken a bone? -- Either the answer is no, or yes but i didn't seek medical attention.
What happens after you die? -- You return to the lifestream... or go to heaven... or hell... or you just rot. actually I believe that the last few seconds of brain activity before death will stretch out to nearly eternity as far as the conciousness is concerned. Timothy Leary also felt that way, but please don't hold that against me.
Do you watch or read the news? -- I keep abreast of current events, yes.
What stereotype would you label yourself as being? Eccentric...perhaps flakey. You no doubt mean what kind of social classification I would fall in to...like friggin high school. I never fit in to a particular group. I was a non-conformist...but a real one, not one of those whiny bitches in dog collars.
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? --Maybe. They would probably have some other choice words as well.
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to? --Reno de la Rata
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go? --I'd be too afraid I'd attack myself...after all, I would in that situation... wait..wha?
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? -- How much money I had. Increase it by 20 million or so.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? -- Yep.
Have you ever played strip poker? -- Of course.
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? -- Not really my bag. There are usually plenty of ways to make someone feel good about themselves without lying.
What do you want your friends to think about you? -- Nothing too dirty.
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? -- I suppose ongoing theoretical debates don't count, so I'm drawing kind of a blank. But if anyone wants to argue foreign policy, let me know.
Have you ever bitten someone? -- You don't become a 9th generation Malkavian by NOT biting people now do you????
When's your birthday? -- In June
Have you ever stolen anything? --Yeah. I have a bit of a Thief complex. Not to be confused with kleptomania... I don't feel an impulse to steal, nor do I do it for a thrill. Just trying to boost my job points in the thief class you dig?
Do you make wishes on shooting stars? -- Yep.
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? -- What a question...i have no idea. I don't weigh my food or anything.
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be? -- I don't mess with the universe like that. Bad mojo.
Do you remember your dreams? -- Sure do. Good thing too, I get some decent ones every once in a while.
Have you ever been in love? -- Yep.
Are you a morning person or a night person? -- A night person to the point of madness.
Do you have any phobias? -- Arachni
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? -- They no doubt did not know it was me, so why would i break the silence now?
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth? -- Appendix. When I was 12.
How many screen names do you have? -- Only one that is still used, and it rarely so.
Do any medical problems run in your family? -- nothing atypical.
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? --No. People who do that are intolerant.
Have you ever had a nightmare? -- Yeah, but i can usually turn the table on it so to speak.
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? -- I currently have no enemies... I feel like I'm just sitting on one of my greatest talents.
Would you ever participate in a threesome? -- Well that depends on the other two now doesn't it?
Would you ever pay for a prostititue? -- Yes, but it wouldn't be for me.
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? -- Look who you're talkin too.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? --No... maybe in preschool or something...
Have you ever attempted suicide? -- You mean the quick kind? No not really. I was homicidal at the point in life that most people feel suicidal... it just made more sense to me. I HAVE however gone on long binges of self-destructive behavior, but i wasn't trying to die, just hit rock bottom.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs? -- Boxers > nut huggers
Have you ever been in a fistfight? -- Are you crazy? I never went to a fight unarmed.
Do you have any hidden talents? -- If i do they are so well hidden even i do not know of them.
What is one thing you want me to know about you? -- I'm not a survey, so forget it. We have no future together.
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask? -- If I'm wearing clean underwear.
Do you usually prefer books or movies? Books with very few exceptions. Very different medias however. Not quite right to compare like that.
Who is your favourite person to talk to? -- Myself of course.
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? -- My dog. It just looks so goofy i can't stay upset.
Would you ever have sex before marriage? -- I suppose I would...
Who do you talk to most on the phone? -- My mom I guess... and i talk to her a little less than once a week. Shows how much i use that infernal machina...
Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of? -- No, I'm at peace with all of them.
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words? -- Such as? American I suppose, but i like throwin some brit in there to spice it up.
Have you ever gotten detention? -- Hell yeah. I even had detention on my last day of highschool before I graduated.
How do you vent your anger? -- I don't ever let it become a problem. Otherwise, smashy smashy.
Have you ever been on a diet? -- Yes. A healthy one? Not really.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you? -- Me thinks me wife would kill me if i did. But in theory... younger yes, older no.
Is your best friend a virgin? -- Hmm... who is my best friend? If I go with the standard "my wife is my best friend" then i can give a resounding Hell No. Otherwise, I honestly don't try to pry that information out of people.
What's a rumor someone has spread about you? -- Ha. That I kissed someone. This was third grade.
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? -- Hey...I'm as open as the next guy, but there are several lines i would never cross.
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? -- No. I saw a neurologist when i was 13 but he was at a loss so he just diagnosed me as ADD w/o HD.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? -- Never was a habitual cutter. Did it a few times, but that was aimed more toward leaving scars that could remind me of things later in life as opposed to trying to relieve stress via endorphine release.
Have you ever wanted to murder someone? --Not a day goes by...
Have you ever hated someone? -- Hate is a very strong word... yes.
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? -- Online. Less pressure.
Do you consider yourself popular? -- I have never, and will never consider myself as having a seat at "the cool table".
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? I tell lots of people that I like them. I don't think I even have a crush.
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy? -- No, that could be hot though.
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? -- I used to have a fairly bad habit of developing a crush on every female friend i had... usually right after i found out they had a crush on me.
What is your favourite book? --Interseting question. my favourite book is Masterpieces of Terror and the Supernatural edited by Marvin Kaye. An admirable black and charcoal binding, with this very thick old stlye paper for pages. Or The Man Who Could Not Shudder By John Dickson Carr. Leather bound first edition with some very interesting cover art. Mind you that these are not my favourite stories, but my favourite books... as in books being objects.
Do you have a collection of anything? -- Books, DVD's and videogames. I really don't spend money on anything else.
Are you happy with the person you are becoming? -- Yes. Outside of me getting the feeling every now and again that I'm just bull shitting everybody.
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? --Wow. Any of you out there who remember me 5 years ago, lets all have a good chuckle. Wow...just wow.
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now? -- Dog of the state trying to save as many as i can before i burn out and turn to a career of writing satirical books for adolescents.
Are you happy with the life you have? -- I don't think I could be much happier. And since that could be seen as dodging the question: Yes I am very happy with my life.
If anyone read all this, I hope you enjoyed. I killed nearly my entire shift doing it. Wooohooo!!!
Have you ever faked sick? --All the time.
What was the last lie you said? --If I kept up with that shit it wouldn't become a problem so often now would it?
Have you ever cried during a movie? --Sure. Not lately I don't think though.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? --Julie of course.
Have you ever danced in the rain? --Someone out there hasn't?
Have you ever been drunk? --Ha. Actually this is connected to the previous question...
Have you ever tried tried drugs? --What was the question?
Do you smoke? -- If by that you mean, Am I smokin? Then yes of course.
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? -- Too far?
What is your full name? -- Why do you want to know? Who are you working for?!
What is your blood-type? -- O+
Have you ever been in a car accident? -- Yep. Several of varying seriousness.
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss? -- 13 or 14 depending on your definitions.
Who was your first kiss? -- Some girl I was seeing at the time. Name escapes me...that was two lifetimes ago.
Have you ever had an online relationship? --OMG lolz who haznt
Have you ever had phone-sex? -- More like a phone quickie
Have you ever been rejected by a crush? -- They call them crushes for a reason
What is your favourite sport to play? -- Is Beer Pong a sport?
Have you ever made a prank phone call? -- So so many. Most notably was my long standing hobby of phone fishing. Dial random number, improv. Also, for about a year i called the same random number every weekend drunk and left them a message of me pissing. Yes of course I was drunk...I was coming from Wiley's.
H
ave you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it? --Not to anyone who thought i might not be joking. I say it to inanimate objects all the time.
What's your favourite childhood memory? -- I'm pulling a Johnny Mnemonic here...
Is there anything that you have done that you regret? -- Last time I checked I was at least 50.1% human, so YES
What do you want to be when you grow up? -- Alive
What is your political persuassion? -- Independent Misanthrope with an eye for global politics
Have you ever had cybersex? -- That's gross... yeah.
Do you believe in g-d? -- g-d? Isn't that the prissy southern way of saying god damn? Or were they afraid to write the word god? Yes I believe in God, and I believe that mortals telling God to damn things is futile and ego-centric.
Do you believe in love at first sight? -- Attraction at first sight. I tend to believe that love is a smidge more complicated. But i also recognize that many have trouble with this distinction.
Do you believe in karma? -- Only as it effects my Gamefaqs account.
Who was your first crush? -- Ha. That was back in 5th grade me thinks.
Who do you have a crush on? -- I have a crush on you! You sexy little survey...
How would you describe yourself? -- Verbally.
What are you afraid of? -- Spiders mostly. More recently, chainsaw weilding maniacs.
Are you religious? -- I'm spiritual. I know that sounds lame, but hey... I'm that not lame one that all the lame people try to be like.
What does your screen name mean? -- Neo Shadowhen? Well, way back in the days of the 14.4 modem, I was trying to make myself an aol screenname. I got frustrated as most everything was taken. Then the image of a chicken dressed like a ninja popped into my head...Shadowhen. Since then Shadowhen has evolved via the FF7 Bahamut route... Shadowhen, NeoShadowhen and the elusive ShadowhenZero.
What person do you trust the most? Julie. More so than myself in fact.
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? -- Again, depends on your definitions. I guess it was back in 8th grade...can't remember her name either...hmmm... i think she was south american though.
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved? -- How can I choose? I love them all.
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? -- Don't know. The meanest thing was probably behind my back... it was probably true too.
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? -- Current. 5 years.
What is your greatest strength? -- you mean my highest stats? Appearence and Wisdom.
What is your greatest weakness? -- I can't think of any so... my ego?
What is your perfect pizza? -- I like mushrooms...and spinach.
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? -- @#$@$!!!
What is your first thought before you go to bed? -- Time to go to bed
What college do you want to go to? -- Auburn is fine for now.
Do you get along with your family? -- I'd like to think so.
Do you play any instruments? -- I play a pretty mean game of Frequency...
What kind of music do you like? -- I'm fairly open. I haven't given country a fair shot, but life isn't fair.
Do you think you're attractive? -- Yeah I do. I also think I'm a narcicist.
Would you ever get a tattoo? -- Only under the following two conditions: Millitary or Prison.
How many piercings do you have? -- Zero
Who makes you laugh? -- Trey Parker and Matt Stone deliver on a regular basis. I also make myself laugh all the time. People must think I'm nuts.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? -- what does it matter? outside of a handful of people it wouldn't matter who it was, it would be a pain in the ass.
Have you ever seen a dead body? --In person? Actually I haven't.
Do you have a celebrity crush? -- Not really. There are a few celebrities that have my respect, but that's not really the same thing now is it?
What is one thing scientists should invent? -- Replicators duh... send us into a golden technological age in the name of the United Federation of Planets!
Have you ever broken a bone? -- Either the answer is no, or yes but i didn't seek medical attention.
What happens after you die? -- You return to the lifestream... or go to heaven... or hell... or you just rot. actually I believe that the last few seconds of brain activity before death will stretch out to nearly eternity as far as the conciousness is concerned. Timothy Leary also felt that way, but please don't hold that against me.
Do you watch or read the news? -- I keep abreast of current events, yes.
What stereotype would you label yourself as being? Eccentric...perhaps flakey. You no doubt mean what kind of social classification I would fall in to...like friggin high school. I never fit in to a particular group. I was a non-conformist...but a real one, not one of those whiny bitches in dog collars.
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? --Maybe. They would probably have some other choice words as well.
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to? --Reno de la Rata
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go? --I'd be too afraid I'd attack myself...after all, I would in that situation... wait..wha?
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? -- How much money I had. Increase it by 20 million or so.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? -- Yep.
Have you ever played strip poker? -- Of course.
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? -- Not really my bag. There are usually plenty of ways to make someone feel good about themselves without lying.
What do you want your friends to think about you? -- Nothing too dirty.
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? -- I suppose ongoing theoretical debates don't count, so I'm drawing kind of a blank. But if anyone wants to argue foreign policy, let me know.
Have you ever bitten someone? -- You don't become a 9th generation Malkavian by NOT biting people now do you????
When's your birthday? -- In June
Have you ever stolen anything? --Yeah. I have a bit of a Thief complex. Not to be confused with kleptomania... I don't feel an impulse to steal, nor do I do it for a thrill. Just trying to boost my job points in the thief class you dig?
Do you make wishes on shooting stars? -- Yep.
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? -- What a question...i have no idea. I don't weigh my food or anything.
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be? -- I don't mess with the universe like that. Bad mojo.
Do you remember your dreams? -- Sure do. Good thing too, I get some decent ones every once in a while.
Have you ever been in love? -- Yep.
Are you a morning person or a night person? -- A night person to the point of madness.
Do you have any phobias? -- Arachni
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? -- They no doubt did not know it was me, so why would i break the silence now?
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth? -- Appendix. When I was 12.
How many screen names do you have? -- Only one that is still used, and it rarely so.
Do any medical problems run in your family? -- nothing atypical.
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? --No. People who do that are intolerant.
Have you ever had a nightmare? -- Yeah, but i can usually turn the table on it so to speak.
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? -- I currently have no enemies... I feel like I'm just sitting on one of my greatest talents.
Would you ever participate in a threesome? -- Well that depends on the other two now doesn't it?
Would you ever pay for a prostititue? -- Yes, but it wouldn't be for me.
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? -- Look who you're talkin too.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? --No... maybe in preschool or something...
Have you ever attempted suicide? -- You mean the quick kind? No not really. I was homicidal at the point in life that most people feel suicidal... it just made more sense to me. I HAVE however gone on long binges of self-destructive behavior, but i wasn't trying to die, just hit rock bottom.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs? -- Boxers > nut huggers
Have you ever been in a fistfight? -- Are you crazy? I never went to a fight unarmed.
Do you have any hidden talents? -- If i do they are so well hidden even i do not know of them.
What is one thing you want me to know about you? -- I'm not a survey, so forget it. We have no future together.
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask? -- If I'm wearing clean underwear.
Do you usually prefer books or movies? Books with very few exceptions. Very different medias however. Not quite right to compare like that.
Who is your favourite person to talk to? -- Myself of course.
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? -- My dog. It just looks so goofy i can't stay upset.
Would you ever have sex before marriage? -- I suppose I would...
Who do you talk to most on the phone? -- My mom I guess... and i talk to her a little less than once a week. Shows how much i use that infernal machina...
Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of? -- No, I'm at peace with all of them.
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words? -- Such as? American I suppose, but i like throwin some brit in there to spice it up.
Have you ever gotten detention? -- Hell yeah. I even had detention on my last day of highschool before I graduated.
How do you vent your anger? -- I don't ever let it become a problem. Otherwise, smashy smashy.
Have you ever been on a diet? -- Yes. A healthy one? Not really.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you? -- Me thinks me wife would kill me if i did. But in theory... younger yes, older no.
Is your best friend a virgin? -- Hmm... who is my best friend? If I go with the standard "my wife is my best friend" then i can give a resounding Hell No. Otherwise, I honestly don't try to pry that information out of people.
What's a rumor someone has spread about you? -- Ha. That I kissed someone. This was third grade.
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? -- Hey...I'm as open as the next guy, but there are several lines i would never cross.
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? -- No. I saw a neurologist when i was 13 but he was at a loss so he just diagnosed me as ADD w/o HD.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? -- Never was a habitual cutter. Did it a few times, but that was aimed more toward leaving scars that could remind me of things later in life as opposed to trying to relieve stress via endorphine release.
Have you ever wanted to murder someone? --Not a day goes by...
Have you ever hated someone? -- Hate is a very strong word... yes.
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? -- Online. Less pressure.
Do you consider yourself popular? -- I have never, and will never consider myself as having a seat at "the cool table".
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? I tell lots of people that I like them. I don't think I even have a crush.
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy? -- No, that could be hot though.
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? -- I used to have a fairly bad habit of developing a crush on every female friend i had... usually right after i found out they had a crush on me.
What is your favourite book? --Interseting question. my favourite book is Masterpieces of Terror and the Supernatural edited by Marvin Kaye. An admirable black and charcoal binding, with this very thick old stlye paper for pages. Or The Man Who Could Not Shudder By John Dickson Carr. Leather bound first edition with some very interesting cover art. Mind you that these are not my favourite stories, but my favourite books... as in books being objects.
Do you have a collection of anything? -- Books, DVD's and videogames. I really don't spend money on anything else.
Are you happy with the person you are becoming? -- Yes. Outside of me getting the feeling every now and again that I'm just bull shitting everybody.
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? --Wow. Any of you out there who remember me 5 years ago, lets all have a good chuckle. Wow...just wow.
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now? -- Dog of the state trying to save as many as i can before i burn out and turn to a career of writing satirical books for adolescents.
Are you happy with the life you have? -- I don't think I could be much happier. And since that could be seen as dodging the question: Yes I am very happy with my life.
If anyone read all this, I hope you enjoyed. I killed nearly my entire shift doing it. Wooohooo!!!
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